omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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