In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
