I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
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Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
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He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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