I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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