New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
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I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
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The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
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