is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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