Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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