Small penises have feelings too.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I have aggressive nipples.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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