When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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