i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
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I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
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Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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