yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
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Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
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And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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