I'm going to jail i love you
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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