I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
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