I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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