Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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