No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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