wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
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After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
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just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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