Whod you bang
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
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I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
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Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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