There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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