she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
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I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
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I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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