Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
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thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
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I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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