remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
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I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
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Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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