I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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