From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
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In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
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I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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