where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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