dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
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On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
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I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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