I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
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drinking out of a sandbucket again
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
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I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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