ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
well I can't set my house on fire every night
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
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looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
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I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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