Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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