i think i have herpe
just one?
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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