Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
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Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
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She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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