you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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