As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
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I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
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your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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