He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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