i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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