I'm drive I can fine osifer
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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