Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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