Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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