I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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