Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
