So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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