He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
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Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
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Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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