She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
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All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
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He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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