Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I bet he comes in French.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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