I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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