Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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