I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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