So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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