Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Naked. naked and bneed help.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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