My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
false alarm. still invincible.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
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Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
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A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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