I wish I only lived at night.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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