I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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