am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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