After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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