she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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